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KJ Thinks of Competitive Eating

It seems there is a new phenomenom in the world of sports or at least the “Worldwide Leader in Sports” More and more competitive eating is making its way to ESPN and today is the super bowl of the sport. Nathan’s hot dog contest is covered every year in between poker and arm wrestling. It’s a good thing they do not have the NHL on anymore because these events need more coverage than Paris Hilton.

Now do not get me wrong, I love watching people shove food into their mouths, no matter the technique. I use the start to chew and swallow method. Watching this has inspired me to throw my hat in the ring of this phenomenon because I have been a masticator since I have been about two years old. I can easily tackle a whole large pizza in about ten minutes or maybe fifty wings in seven. Afterwards, I will feel bad for the unfortunate toilet that will have to suffer the consequences.  Anyway, I feel up to the challenge.

So even though I will be rooting for Joey Chestnut to kick Kobayashi and his bony asian ass, everybody will be a winner when I put down those burgers and dogs.


4 Responses to “KJ Thinks of Competitive Eating”

  1. See I could do this too, if there was like a 3 minute competition. I’m a machine when it comes to eating fast. Basically, I’m an eating sprinter, you’re a Kenyan marathon runner.

  2. I appreciate being compared to a Kenyan Marathon Runner, being that I think rightfully, it will never happen again

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